Archive for November, 2008
The other day I posted a link to a website that asked anyone — anyone — to come forward to be a kidney donor for a child in need.
The power of the internet is amazing!! Read this link and see:http://thedomesticdiva.wordpress.com/2008/11/26/sew-many-amazing-things-are-happening-here/#comment-4562.
Incredible how much goodness is out there. How heartening to know it’s out there.
Happy Thanksgiving to All.
Deck the halls, carve the turkey, eat the sweet potatoes with mini-marshmallows, plop plop fizz fizz….the holidays are here.
In fact, this year, the holidays began the day after Halloween, when I saw shops putting up their Christmas displays. (I know, I know, it’s PC to call them holiday displays, but where there is tinsel, faux evergreen, and candy canes there is Christmas.) I do have a lot to be thankful for this year. I’m thankful for the things that we take for granted until we don’t have them anymore: health, a home, enough food. I’m thankful for my children. I’m thankful that even though the financial markets are in a mess, by the time I need money for my retirement, the market will (presumably) have recovered. I’m thankful for Spanx, Weight Watchers chocolate chip cookies, and for the fact that in a few short months the reign of error will end when George Bush leaves office for good.
All in all, not so bad.
So why, then, do I feel just a wee bit blue? (more…)
Just read this post — and felt the need to pass it on.
Despite my cynicism and sarcasm, I really do believe that there are people out there who are willing, anxious even, to do good.
And if you can even THINK about being a kidney donor read this: http://thedomesticdiva.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/sew-urgent-help-save-my-daughters-life/
The post is by a mother who loves her child and is desperately searching for a way to save her.
Click. Think. Maybe it could be you.
Here’s what was happening in my professional (if unpaid) life last week: I was invited to a media preview of the hot new Wii Game, Animal Crossing: City Folk. At the party, the game was there, and in the spirit of the game, in which you create and can change your Mii to suit your mood, and live a virtual life, there were make-over artists, stylists, fortune tellers…and most importantly, martinis. (Though I’m pretty sure that Mii’s don’t drink.)
Here’s what happened in my actual life: I stayed home with a sick child.
Now, I know that kids get sick. I know that it’s just part of parenthood: the puke-filled nights, the snot-filled tissues the kids never seem to remember to throw into the trash. But did it have to happen when I was invited to a ladies night out? By a company in whose best interest it was to show all of us bloggers a fun time? (And in this blog post, it does look like it was fun.) Did it have to happen when I could have gone to a bar in the East Village and not felt like the oldest, least hip, woman in the room? (more…)
Last week I saw a GREAT dance performance that got me thinking…
so I blogged about it here.
Click to read!!
Now that it’s all over, now that John McCain has gone back to Mavericking, and Barak Obama has gone on to make history, now that Joe Sixpack only has empties, Joe Biden has the Vice Presidency, and Joe the Plumber has gone back to doing whatever it is an unlicensed plumber does, I can’t help but wonder: what’s Sarah Palin going to do?
Here are some ideas for What Sarah Palin Can do, now that she won’t be in the runner-up position, ready to assume the winner’s duties, should, for some reason, he be unable, unwilling, or unelected to fulfill them:
1. She could start her own line of eye-wear.
I’m not talking just any eyeglasses. I’m talking the kind that Sarah Palin has. The kind that let you see who the “real Americans’ are. With these glasses, everyone would know who was a “real American” and who was just a tax paying, law-abiding, free-choice supporting, Chardonnay drinking liberal. They’d know who they could sell a house to (not some un-American), who they should hire for a new job (no un-Americans allowed!), who they should allow to marry (un-Americans need not apply.)
They’d sale like moose-cakes.
2. She could be her own action figure.
Imagine the possibilities!! Paratrooper Palin! Comes clad in her own skin-tight fatigues and spiked army boots with an additional $150,000 wardrobe fit for any climate! Six pack, moose and rifle sold seperately.
3. She could host her own game show:
Are you Smarter Than a Vice Presidential Candidate? Regular Americans would face-off against the political beauty and try not be stumped by such tough questions as: what newspapers do you read? What does the Vice President do? And can you spell MAVERICK?
4. She could get her own show on Fox News.
Sadly, I’m not joking. She’d fit right in: no regard for facts, no ability or desire to hide her complete and total bias, and an uncanny ability to make the absurd seem reasonable. Plus, she could break up that boring old news genre with a talent portion of the show each night.
Monday Night: Moose Dressing (by which I mean undressing, in the most permanent sense.)
Tuesday night: Pageant Walking (thanks Tina Fey),
Wednesday Night: A guest appearance by Todd…and his snow mobile (how manly)!
Thursday Night: guess how many more babies I’m going to have game, and
Friday Night: a duet with former US Attorney General John Ashcroft of “Let the Eagle Soar” fame.
It’ll be a ratings phenomenon.
5. She could land on an aircraft carrier (clad in her skin-tight fatigues and spiked army boots) and declare victory for John McCain.
The Republicans already have a precedent for this. Declare war whether you’re right or not, then declare victory whether you’ve won or not. There are endless permutations along these lines: declare knowledge, whether you have any or not, declare experience whether you’ve had any that’s relevant or not, declare maverick status every chance you get.
6. She could go back to Alaska just in time for the frigid, snowy, winter, get trapped in her home by an avalanche, and then float away sometime in the early spring when the thaw comes much earlier than expected because of global warming, and never be seen or heard from again.
Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
The holidays are coming, the economy is tanking, and Leap Frog sent me a (no obligations)invitation to a party offering free stuff,(I love swag) and free food (I love to eat) at the Four Seasons Hotel! Hello! I’m going.
See, I have been raising a couple of Luddites. My kids have no play station, no DS, no x-box – we don’t even have a portable DVD player for the car – we are a none too technical family, to say the least. (Though we do have a Wii and the super fabulous Wii fit. I like those. And that’s why I let them play with them. Plus, we got the Wii Outdoor Challenge recently, and let me tell you, on a rainy day when the kids can’t go outside, the Outdoor Challenge rocks! And it’s almost as good a workout as the Wii Fit, PLUS you don’t have to get weighed to play it! Seriously, Wii Fit people, you gotta make that scale business optional. But I digress.)
Lately, I’ve been feeling guilty about not letting my kids have all the techie stuff the other kids have. My kids need at least a little techno-savvy to function in the world — or at least to not be complete social rejects. But I can’t bring myself to give them one of those coma-inducing, mind-numbing, opiate of the children, hand-held gadgets. (I think DS might stand for DEMON SPAWN)I’ve written about that before – about Dissing the DS. And even though it’s tempting – I still haven’t started down that slippery slope.
Though I’d never used one, I had a hunch that LeapFrog products could assuage my guilt without completely compromising my morals. They seemed like they might actually teach my kids something while they played. I had to go to the Leap Frog Party and see. (plus, did I mention how much I love swag?) -Read more about how Leap Frog made me a tech mama>